Tenerife Paradise Found: Wyndham Residences Golf del Sur Luxury Awaits!
Tenerife Paradise Found: Wyndham Residences Golf del Sur - My Slightly Chaotic, Utterly Honest Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the sangria, who am I kidding?) on the Wyndham Residences Golf del Sur in Tenerife. Forget those dry, corporate reviews - this is the real deal, warts and all. And spoiler alert: there were very few warts. Mostly just glorious, sun-drenched bliss.
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First off, let's talk about the promise. "Luxury Awaits!" they boast. And honestly? It mostly delivers. But, like any good story, let's start at the beginning…
Arrival and Accessibility: A Smooth Start (Mostly!)
Getting there was fairly straightforward. Airport transfer? (Yup! They offer it). Thank goodness because after the flight, all I wanted was to collapse. The check-in process was blessedly efficient. Contactless check-in/out – a definite win, especially post-pandemic. The doorman was super helpful and the elevator meant easy access. Facilities for disabled guests are available, and that's HUGE for some people. I didn't need them myself this time, but it's reassuring to know they've got it covered. The exterior corridors are pretty handy too, great for getting out in the sun without being trapped in an enclosed building.
Now, the internet… Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And it actually worked! So, that's big. I'm not a huge fan of LAN connections these days, but if you are, they’ve got you covered there too ( Internet [LAN]).
My Room: Because Even Luxury Needs a Cup of Tea
I landed in a room that felt like a proper escape. The air conditioning blasted blissfully after a day in the sun, and the blackout curtains meant I could actually sleep in… glorious, beautiful sleep. The bed was monstrously comfortable, even if, just between you and me, I might have spent an hour or two just lounging on it and watching movies. Satellite/cable channels, naturally. And the refrigerator? Excellent for stocking up on those essential snacks (because who can resist a late-night raid on some local goodies?).
The bathroom itself was a haven. Bathrobes, slippers… they really thought of everything. And the shower? Glorious. Seriously, I could have stayed in there all day. My only minor nitpick? The hair dryer – it could've been a bit stronger. But hey, you can't have everything!
The Food: From Buffet Bliss to Midnight Snacks (And a Near-Disaster!)
Alright, food. Let's get down to business. The breakfast buffet was a solid starting point. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, you name it, they had it. The coffee shop was good for those casual meetings, which I had a few of in one sitting, really loved the ease. The restaurants were a mixed bag (see below). But, the 24-hour room service? That's a winner in my book.
Now, about the near-disaster… One evening, I decided to get a salad from the à la carte restaurant, and it was… not great. Salad in restaurant is one of those things that can be a hit or miss - sadly, this was a miss. I ended up ordering room service later (saved by the bell!). But, even if the salad was a little disappointing, it was probably the only snag.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (Mostly)
The poolside bar was a must-visit. Happy Hour, with the sun setting over the ocean? Pure magic. Plus, the bottle of water provided was a nice, little touch. Desserts in restaurant are definitely worth a peek.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams and Poolside Reflections
Okay, this is where the Wyndham REALLY shines. The swimming pool (outdoor) is a game-changer. It's HUGE and beautiful, with a perfect view. The pool with view is the real show stopper. Picture this: you, a cocktail, and the glittering ocean. Perfection!
But, let's talk about the spa. The spa/sauna itself was worth the price of admission. I indulged in a body scrub, and a massage. Honestly, it was the most relaxed I have been in ages. They also boast a steamroom, I didn't try, but I'm sure, it will be fantastic. The fitness center is pretty decent, the gym/fitness is available, and they offer a foot bath for ultimate relaxation.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Protected
This is something that's really critical, especially now. The Wyndham Residences clearly take cleanliness and safety seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They were also really on top of hygiene. Hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff were all trained in safety protocol. It felt reassuring.
For the Kids & Family Fun: Making Memories
I'm not traveling with kids (thank god, lol), but the Wyndham Residences did seem very family-friendly. Kids facilities, and babysitting service are available. I noticed they had a kids meal too, which is always a plus.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier
The Wyndham offers all sorts of little things that might be the key to a good time. Concierge, dry cleaning, laundry service, and a convenience store. Also, a gift/souvenir shop, because you can’t return home without a little something for the folks back home.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy!
Car park [free of charge]?? Jackpot! So you're good if you’re driving. Taxi service is available, too.
The Bottom Line: Worth the Vibe?
Absolutely. Yes, it's not perfect. I have a feeling no hotel ever is. But the location is stunning. Service is excellent. They've obviously put care and thought into making the place welcoming. And the spa… oh, the spa!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Tenerife adventure that's less "Instagram perfect" and more "real-life hilarious train wreck, occasionally punctuated by moments of utter bliss." Here's the (highly subject to change) itinerary for our Wyndham Residences Tenerife Golf del Sur escapade:
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Great Paella Panic
- Morning: Land at Tenerife South Airport (TFS). Pray to the travel gods that the baggage claim doesn't resemble the Hunger Games, which it sometimes does. Find the rental car. Remember, you're on the wrong side of the road. Panic. Eventually, navigate the chaotic roundabout-filled roads toward Golf del Sur.
- Afternoon: Check into Wyndham Residences. Ooh, views! Ah, but the Wi-Fi decides to stage a coup. Curse the internet provider. Unpack (ish). Stumble around like a sleep-deprived zombie.
- Evening: FOOD. Crucial. Find a grocery store. Accidentally buy seven avocados. Decide on Paella, because, you are in Spain. Google: "How to make paella." Discover you lack, well…everything. Rice? Nope. Seafood? Negative. Saffron? The spice of legends. Scramble. Settle on a mediocre, pre-made paella that might be edible. Eat it on the balcony, watching the sunset. Feel mildly victorious in the face of culinary defeat. Wine. Lots of wine. Possibly cry a little tears of joy.
- Rambling Observation: The sheer beauty of the Tenerife landscape. The sheer lack of my cooking skills. The two things perfectly offset each other. Balancing the two is actually one of the most beautiful things I've ever done.
- Late Night: Crash. Bed. Sleep. Dream of avocados.
Day 2: Volcanoes, Beaches, and the Great Sunburn Disaster
- Morning: Wake up (eventually). The sun is a judgmental bully, peering directly into your face. Attempt to look presentable. Fail. Head to Mount Teide, the volcano.
- The Great Teide Trek: Seriously, the landscape is otherworldly. Like Mars, but with better tapas. Take the cable car nearly to the summit. Scramble around, gasping for air because altitude. Admire the views that are so good they almost make you forget the minor agony of the climb. "Almost" being the operative word.
- Afternoon: Beach time! Head to El Medano, known for windsurfing. Watch the pros, feel inadequate. Get utterly and disastrously burned by the sun. Discover a new appreciation for aloe vera. Find the shadiest corner and wallow.
- Evening: Search for sustenance. End up at a tourist trap with surprisingly decent sangria. Debate whether to reveal the extent of the sunburn (hint: it's bad). Decide to share the horror stories, because, well, it's funny. Reflect on life choices. Order more sangria.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer determination of the windsurfers. They look like they're about to be swallowed by the ocean, but they just keep going. Respect. And fear.
- Late Night: Ice the burn. Watch TV. Wonder what the hell I was thinking, sunbathing.
Day 3: Water Parks, Whale Watching, and the Great Lost Camera Conundrum
- Morning: Decide to embrace the tourist life. Hit Siam Park, one of the world's best water parks. Queue for hours, get splashed by happy people. The rush of the slides is actually exhilarating. Laugh. Get soaked. Regret not bringing waterproof phone case.
- Afternoon: Whale watching. Pray for dolphins. See a majestic pod of pilot whales. Feel a lump form in my throat, because, seriously, nature is amazing. Vow to be a better human.
- The Great Camera Catastrophe: Realize, at the height of the whale sighting, that I left my camera back at the apartment. Grumble. Curse the forgetful part of my brain. Take pictures solely with my memory.
- Evening: Dinner. Head into a cute tapas place, make it on time.
- Late Night: Do some much-needed laundry, then watch the sunset again.
Day 4: Exploring, Local Markets, and the Great Laundry Fiasco
- Morning: Explore the local markets. The smells and sights and beautiful.
- The Great Laundry Fiasco: Get the laundry done, but in the worst possible way. Now everything is stained…
- Afternoon: More food, more exploration.
- Evening: Pack. Lament the end. Hope the flight isn't delayed. Pray the baggage makes it home.
Day 5: Departure and the Great Post-Vacation Blues
- Morning: Check out. Say goodbye to Tenerife. Think of food. Think of the sun.
- Afternoon: Head to the Airport.
- Evening: Depart and the trip home, with the Great Post-Vacation Blues, the end.
Disclaimer: This itinerary is flexible. Very, very flexible. Expect deviations, unexpected adventures, and plenty of hilarious screw-ups. Tenerife, here we come! (Again, if we can get out of the parking lot)
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Okay, spill the tea... Is Tenerife Paradise Found: Wyndham Residences Golf del Sur *actually* paradise? Or just a cleverly marketed timeshare nightmare?
Alright, alright, settle DOWN. Let's be real. Paradise? That's a BIG word. I mean, I've seen some questionable "paradises" in my time. Remember that motel in Reno with the questionable plumbing? NOT paradise. But Golf del Sur? ... Hmm. Okay, *mostly* paradise. But with caveats. Think of it this way: it’s the Instagram version of paradise, with a few reality check filters applied.
Look, the golf course is stunning. Truly. My husband, bless his heart, is obsessed. I swear he spent more time on the green than with *me*. (Kidding! Mostly.) The views are... well, they're postcard-worthy. And the pools? Gorgeous. Sparkling. You can practically smell the chlorine and expensive cocktails in the air. (Side note: I *highly* recommend the Passion Fruit Mojitos.)
The catch? (And there's always a catch, isn't there?) It’s a Wyndham *residence*. Let's just say, prepare for the timeshare presentation pitch. My advice? Be VERY polite. And RUN when they start talking about "exclusive ownership opportunities." Just... run. Unless you're into that. I am not. I'm a renter. And happy as a clam.
So, what's the deal with the accommodation? Are the Wyndham Residences actually “luxury"? I need a break from my usual travel budget motel room.
Luxury? Okay, so don't expect Buckingham Palace. But, yes, generally speaking, it IS pretty darn nice. We stayed in a two-bedroom apartment, and it was spacious! Like, I could actually do some stretching in the living room without knocking over a lamp. The kitchen was well-equipped (important, because I’m terrible at cooking but love a decent breakfast). Big balcony with a view of the pool and the sea? Yes, please!
The furniture? Modern. The decor? Tasteful (mostly). The beds? Comfortable enough that I actually slept through the night, which hasn't happened since, oh, I don't know, 1998? (Kidding! Again… or am I?). The bathrooms were a highlight – seriously, the showers had proper water pressure! A small, but glorious thing.
Now, the downsides… the internet can be a bit flaky. And the cleaning service? Adequate, but not *flawless*. I swear, I think the cleaner might have judged my slightly messy suitcase arrangement *so* harshly! But hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Overall: A solid thumbs up for the accommodation. Just, you know, bring your own Wi-Fi booster, just in case.
What about the Golf del Sur location? Is it actually a good base for exploring Tenerife, or am I stuck in a golfing bubble?
Okay, let's be blunt: Golf del Sur *is* a bit of a bubble. Surrounded by golf courses, mostly populated by golfers (and the people who love them). But! It's a *lovely* bubble. And it's well-located for exploring the island, as long as you have a car.
You're close to the airport (which is a huge plus, especially after a long flight). You can easily drive to Los Cristianos and Playa de las Américas for some (admittedly slightly crowded) beach time and lively nightlife (if that’s your thing – it certainly wasn't *my* thing, anymore…), or head inland to explore the volcanic landscapes of Teide National Park. That was the highlight of the trip, seriously. You'll be speechless.
But walking distance? Meh. You *can* wander down to the marina and a few restaurants, but you're not exactly stumbling distance from wild bars and shops. So, rent a car! Or be prepared to rely on taxis. My advice: rent a car. The freedom is amazing. Just, you know, be prepared for the occasional narrow road and enthusiastic local drivers. (God bless them!)
Tell me about the food! Cuisine, restaurant recommendations, the whole enchilada!
Okay, food! This is where I shine. I am a foodie, and Tenerife did NOT disappoint. Inside the Golf del Sur complex, you have a few options. There are cafes and poolside snack bars… fine for a quick bite, not exactly gourmet experiences. Then there are restaurants in the marina area – try the seafood! I had some of the best grilled octopus of my life!
My absolute MUST-DO? Get a day trip in to Costa Adeje. There's this place called "Coqueluche.” (Look it up! Seriously, stop reading this and go Google it!). The Michelin-starred restaurant there is so exquisite that it took my breath away, the service was immaculate, and so was the food, but not in a snobby, pretentious way. The chef's presentation of the dishes was art! And that's not even the main thing! There were a few hiccups. First, getting reservations was a nightmare. Getting there? A bit of a drive. And, ahem... the bill? Let's just say it was a *significant* investment in a memorable meal. But absolutely worth it. The best dining experience of my life, honest to God. And worth the logistical nightmare of fitting into the itinerary. Worth it, *worth it*, WORTH IT!
Beyond that? Explore! Venture outside the complex. Try the local tapas, the mojo sauce (watch out, that stuff is addictive!), and the fresh seafood. Don't be afraid to try something new! (Unless it's a strange-looking fish. Then maybe ask what it is first.)
Any tips on dealing with the inevitable, annoying, timeshare presentation at Wyndham Residences? I'm dreading it.
Oh, honey, the timeshare presentation. It's the price you pay for the "free" (or heavily discounted) stay. Right? Ugh. My advice? Plan ahead, and steel yourself.
First: Don't get sucked in. Resist! They'll promise you the moon and the stars, but remember: you’re there for a holiday, not a lifetime commitment. Set a firm "no" boundary from the start. Say it politely, but say it *clearly*. Don't engage in the negotiation dance. They want to make you feel indebted. Don't be.
Second: Bring a friend. Seriously! Someone you can whisper to, someone who can roll their eyes with you when the sales pitch gets particularly ridiculous. Someone who can remind you what you *really* want – which is to be sipping a cocktail by the pool. (Did I mention the Passion Fruit Mojitos?!)
Third: Look at the freebies they're offering *before* the presentation. Then you can do a cost-benefit analysis. How much is your time *worth* for those free meals or excursions? Are the offers actually worth it? Be ruthless. Value your time. Don’t feel guilty walking –or running– away.
Finally: Remind yourself it's a *job* for them. They're doing this all day, every day. Don't take it personally. Be polite, be firm, and then get back to your holiday. That sunshine isn’t going to wait!Hotels With Kitchenettes
