
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beachfront Loft in Puerto Mogán Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the turquoise waters and sun-kissed sands of Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beachfront Loft in Puerto Mogán Awaits!. Forget the perfectly polished brochures – this is gonna be REAL, unfiltered, and probably involve me rambling about the amazing breakfast buffet while simultaneously battling a sudden craving for a late-night churro.
First Impressions (and My Immediate Concerns, Frankly)
Right, so, "Dream Beachfront Loft"… sounds pretty spectacular, right? My immediate reaction? "Please, please, please let it be accessible. I'm tired of hotels that promise paradise and deliver a staircase to oblivion." This is a HUGE deal for me, and it's where this review starts.
Accessibility: They mention "Facilities for disabled guests." Okay, good. BUT. "Facilities" can mean ANYTHING. I need specifics! Is the elevator working? Are the pathways smooth? Are the rooms truly accessible? I'll be peppering them with questions before I even think of booking. The good news is, they mention a "Car park [free of charge]" and "Car park [on-site]", which is always a bonus. Especially because, let's be honest, parking in a beautiful beach town is usually a nightmare.
Wheelchair Accessible: This is a MUST. If they claim to be accessible, they better deliver. I NEED specifics. Ramp access? Wide doorways? Grab bars? Details, people, details!
Getting Around: They offer "Airport transfer," "Taxi service," and "Valet parking." Nice touches, but still, how do I actually get around the hotel itself? That's the burning question.
The "Things to Do" List (and My Inner Couch Potato)
Okay, let's get into the fun stuff. The list is L-O-N-G. It's enough to make my head spin… but in a good way?
Ways to Relax: Deep breath. Body scrub? Body wrap? Fitness center (ugh, maybe). Foot bath? Gym/fitness (again, maybe). Massage? Pool with view? Sauna? Spa? Spa/sauna? Steamroom? Swimming pool? Swimming pool [outdoor]?
- My Take: It's like they're trying to force relaxation on me. I mean, a pool with a view? Seriously? Sounds amazing. The spa and sauna are definitely calling my name. The gym? Well, let's just say I'll be evaluating that one after a serious assessment of the dessert buffet.
The Spa Experience: I will admit… I'm a sucker for a good spa day. The "Spa" and "Spa/sauna" listed here have me already picturing myself in a fluffy robe, utterly content. But here's my (honest) problem: some spas are AMAZING. Others, well, they're less than stellar. If this place has a serious spa game, then consider me SOLD.
Food, Glorious Food! (And My Very Serious Relationship with the Buffet)
This is where things get really interesting… and where my stomach starts to rumble.
Dining Options: A la carte in restaurant? Alternative meal arrangement? Asian breakfast? Asian cuisine in restaurant? Bar? Bottle of water? Breakfast [buffet]? Breakfast service? Buffet in restaurant? Coffee/tea in restaurant? Coffee shop? Desserts in restaurant? Happy hour? International cuisine in restaurant? Poolside bar? Restaurants? Room service [24-hour]? Salad in restaurant? Snack bar? Soup in restaurant? Vegetarian restaurant? Western breakfast? Western cuisine in restaurant?
- My Take: Okay, let me process this. A la carte is great. Buffet is… well, it's a buffet! And I LOVE a good buffet. The fact that they have Asian breakfast/cuisine and Western breakfast/cuisine tells me they are serious about options. Room service? 24-hour? My heart just skipped a beat. Happy hour? Cue the cocktails, please. This is looking promising.
A Deep Dive into the Buffet: Okay, so I was at one of those hotels and the buffet… it was amazing. I mean, seriously, I went back for thirds on the pastries, even though I knew I'd regret it later. This is where a hotel truly gets its stars. I can picture the overflowing plates, the gentle clinking of silverware, and the overall feeling of… pure, unadulterated bliss.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because Sadly, That's the World We Live In): This section is actually vital. They're showing they care. "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hot water linen and laundry washing," "Hygiene certification," "Individually-wrapped food options," "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter," "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Room sanitization opt-out available," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Safe dining setup," "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items," "Staff trained in safety protocol," "Sterilizing equipment." This all matters. Makes me feel a bit more secure, which is nice.
Room Details: The Nitty-Gritty
What's in the Room? Air conditioning…yes! Alarm clock…sure. Air conditioning…yes! Bathrobes…yes! Bathroom phone…hmmm. Bathtub…score! Blackout curtains…YES, glorious blackout curtains. Coffee/tea maker…essential. Daily housekeeping…lovely. Internet access – wireless…perfect! Safety/security feature…good. Satellite/cable channels…alright. Shower…yay. Slippers…nice! Smoke detector…important! Sofa…yes! Wake-up service…sure. Wi-Fi [free]…double-yay!
- My Take: Okay, so the rooms sound pretty well stacked. I'm a fiend for blackout curtains, so that's a HUGE win. The coffee/tea maker is a necessity. And free Wi-Fi? Basically, they're speaking my language.
The Services and Conveniences (The Little Extras That Make a Difference)
- They seem to have thought of everything. "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge," "Currency exchange," "Dry cleaning," and all that jazz. The "Food delivery" got my attention. Seriously, I'd order food to the room just because I could.
For the Kids (If you have them…I don't)
- "Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," "Kids meal." If you're traveling with little ones, this is solid. This suggests a thoughtful approach to families.
The "Weird but Wonderful" Stuff
- "Shrine." Okay…interesting. "Proposal spot." Awww, how cute. "Room decorations." Again, interesting, in a good way. "Smoking area." Fair enough.
The Verdict (and the Big-Time Offer)
Alright, let's be honest. Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beachfront Loft in Puerto Mogán Awaits! has a lot going for it. The location? Gorgeous. The amenities? Plentiful. The food options? Drool.
Here's what I REALLY need to know before I book:
- Accessibility Details: Give. Me. Specifics. I’m talking specific room layouts, photos, and proof of wheelchair-friendly access throughout the property.
- Buffet Breakdown: Give me a photo or, at a minimum, a description of this buffet. Tell me about the pastry selection, the fresh fruit, the omelet station. Feed my imagination!
- Spa Validation: Please tell me the name of the specific spa. I want to research the spa yourself. Is it known for it treatments? Does it have good reviews?
- Covid response in Puerto Mogán: What is the situation in Puerto Mogán with the Covid response?
THE OFFER (My Attempt to Persuade YOU, Dear Reader!)
"Escape to Paradise or Your Money Back": The Ultimate Puerto Mogán Getaway!
But wait there's more! We are going to give you extra features, and to book this hotel, you will also be entered into a raffle to win a free upgrade to a premium beachfront loft and a complimentary spa treatment for two!
Here's why you need to get booking NOW:
- Breathtaking Location: Sun-drenched beaches, crystal-clear waters… need I say more?
- Unparalleled Relaxation: Poolside lounging, spa treatments, and stunning views – your stress vanishes instantly.
- Culinary Delights: From international cuisine to a buffet that will blow your mind (seriously, I'm still dreaming about it).
- Convenience Covered: From airport transfers to room service, they've got you covered.
- Safety Assured: Prioritizing your health and well-being with a comprehensive COVID-19 protocol.
Don't delay!
- Visit the website and book NOW!
- Check the accessibility information before you book:
- For Questions, contact our concierge. They are friendly and very knowledgeable.
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beachfront Loft in Puerto Mogán Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Creek Cottage B&B, Traralgon
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my trip to a Beachfront Loft in Puerto de Mogan, Gran Canaria. Prepare for a wild ride. (And maybe a strong drink. You'll need it.)
Day 1: Arrival & That Sunburn That'll Haunt You For Weeks
- Morning (or, you know, whenever I actually wake up): Arrive at Gran Canaria Airport (LPA). The flight? Let's just say budget airlines and my bladder are not friends. The baggage claim carousel? A swirling vortex of existential dread. Finally, the suitcase! Hurrah! Get the rental car (let's hope I remember how to drive on the "wrong" side of the road… or I'm going to be a menace).
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Drive to Puerto de Mogan. The journey from the airport to Puerto de Mogan is beautiful. I'm immediately captivated by the dramatic coastline, the volcanic landscape, and just how damn blue the water is. Getting lost (inevitably) is part of the charm, right? It's a test of my patience, which, let's be honest, is already on the verge of a full-blown meltdown after the flight. Eventually, I find the loft. Thank God. The view? Unreal. I literally gasp. The apartment is gorgeous, clean - a veritable palace (for my standards).
- Afternoon: Settle in. Immediately change into a bikini (duh). Head straight to the beach. Because, you know, logic. Sunscreen? Well, I thought I applied it. Turns out, a liberal application for my nose and face is not enough. That first afternoon? Holy mother of sunburn. Red as a lobster, and I'm pretty sure I got a sunburn from breathing the air near the beach. Ouch. Maybe this whole "sunshine" thing isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be.
- Evening: Wander around Puerto de Mogan. It's called "Little Venice," and for good reason: the canals, the boats, the general prettiness. It's genuinely stunning. Find a restaurant for dinner. Picked a place almost at random – the "Pescado Fresco" guy sounded nice. The food was good, and the sangria was divine. And then I was already exhausted so I went to sleep.
Day 2: Boat Trip Bliss… and Seasickness Shenanigans
- Morning: Wake up, aching from sunburn, but still determined to enjoy this trip. Slap on a ton of aloe vera. Breakfast: The basics, then a quick dip in the pool. I felt guilty for not doing a single exercise other than walking.
- Late Morning: Boat trip! Booked a "glass-bottom boat" to see the underwater life. I'm SO excited. This is the highlight! The sun, the sea, the promise of seeing fish! Board the boat. Take a deep breath and get ready for adventure.
- Afternoon: The boat trip itself was the best. The view? The stunning underwater landscape! We saw all kinds of fish, including a turtle! I felt like a kid. But then… the waves started getting a little… rolly. Seasickness hits me like a ton of bricks. Turns out, I am not cut out for the open sea. I spend a good chunk of the afternoon hugging the railing, willing my stomach to behave. The water might have been incredibly beautiful, but it's hard to appreciate beauty when you're green around the gills. I'm pretty sure I nearly lost my lunch over the side of the boat. Not my finest moment.
- Evening: Back on dry land, feeling somewhat recovered. Wander around Puerto de Mogan again, like a zombie. Find a gelato shop. The sugar, the deliciousness of the ice cream! The only thing that can truly cure the sea sickness. Dinner at another restaurant with a view of the harbor. Stare off at the boats. Remember that trip with a shudder.
Day 3: Hiking Mishaps & the Quest for Coffee
- Morning: Aloe vera application, round three. The sunburn is still raging. Today, I'm determined to go hiking. Pack water, snacks, and sunscreen this time.
- Mid-Morning: Attempt to hike a trail near the coast. Get lost (again). Underestimate the heat. Overestimate my fitness level. After an hour, I am sweaty, grumpy, and regretting my life choices. Turn back, defeated.
- Afternoon: The real quest: find a decent coffee. The coffee in the hotel is…questionable. Wander the streets of Puerto de Mogan, on a caffeine-fueled mission. Finally, success! Found a little café tucked away in a side street, with a charming atmosphere. Sip my espresso, finally feeling human again.
- Evening: Explore the port. People-watch, wander the shops (mostly avoid the expensive souvenir shops). Find the most beautiful cafe. I had a few drinks. Enjoyed the view. Fell asleep early (again).
Day 4: Relaxation, Reflection & the Reality of "Paradise"
- Morning: Okay, finally admitting defeat on the whole "active holiday" thing. Today is a beach day, and nothing more. Find my place in the sand. Read. People watch. Actually relax.
- Afternoon: Some serious chilling. Pool time. Sunbathing (with proper sunscreen application this time). Maybe another gelato. The sun is getting to me though, I'm exhausted.
- Evening: Pack. Start that slow process of coming to terms with going home.
- Evening: Dinner at the beachfront restaurant. Drink too much wine. Sit and watch the sunset. Start to feel that familiar pang of sadness coming back to my real life that I will be leaving soon. The trip has been far from perfect, but as I sit here watching the boats bob in the harbor, drinking the last of my vino, I realize I wouldn't change a thing. Except maybe bringing more sunscreen. And a seasickness remedy. And maybe a nap.
Day 5: Departure & the Promise of Next Time
- Morning: One last breakfast. The hardest part of leaving is the breakfast menu.
- Mid-Morning: Drive back to the airport, navigating the winding roads with a newfound confidence.
- Afternoon: Fly home. The flight? Again, budget airlines, my bladder, and existential dread. Arrive home sunburnt, slightly seasick, and utterly exhausted.
- Evening: Start planning the next trip back to Gran Canaria. Because, despite the mishaps, the sunburn, and the seasickness, it was still…magical. And as I sit in the airport, I am already looking forward to my return.

Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Beachfront Loft in Puerto Mogán Awaits! - The FAQs (and my Brain Dump)
Okay, so, *actually*, what's this place *really* like? Is it as dreamy as the pictures? Because those sunset shots... wow.
What's the deal with the location? Is it really beachfront? And Puerto Mogán? Tell me *everything*!
What about getting around? Do I NEED a car?
Is the loft family-friendly? Can I bring my kids?
What amenities are included? I LOVE my little creature comforts!
Are there any downsides? Be honest! Don't sugarcoat it!
What's the best way to book? Are there any special deals?
I'm a solo traveler. Is this place good for me? Or will I feel lonely?

