Unbelievable Starway Hotel: Jiayuguan's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Unbelievable Starway Hotel: Jiayuguan (Seriously?!) - A Review That's Probably Too Honest
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some complimentary lukewarm green tea from the Unbelievable Starway Hotel in Jiayuguan). Forget those glossy, perfect reviews. You're getting the messy, honest truth from a travel-addicted, borderline neurotic, and definitely caffeine-dependent human being. So, let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions (and a bit of a rant):
"Unbelievable Starway Hotel." The name itself…is it a promise? A dare? I'm still not sure. Jiayuguan is… well, it's not exactly a bustling metropolis. It's the gateway to the western end of the Great Wall, a blast of desert wind, and… a whole lot of nothing. But that's part of the charm, right? Right?! The entrance wasn't bad, actually. Decent lobby, clean enough. The staff seemed pleasant, if a little overwhelmed (more on that later). Check-in was…mostly painless (thank god for "contactless check-in/out," I'm addicted). I'm already seeing a "car park [free of charge]" which is a solid win because parking is the bane of my existence.
Accessibility - The Good, the Bad, and the Sort of Okay:
Okay, let's talk accessibility. I wasn't specifically looking for it, but I did notice a few things. The "Elevator" is a must-have in a place like this. I saw "Facilities for disabled guests" and it's a good sign, though I couldn't fully assess the specifics. The "Front desk [24-hour]" is always a comfort, especially after a long journey.
Rooms - My Sanctuary (and sometimes, my frustration):
My room? Well, it was… a room. Let's be real. It had the basics: "Air conditioning" (thank god for the desert heat!), a "Bed," "Air Conditioning," (again, blessed be), a "Desk" (important for a workaholic), a "Safe box" (always a smart choice), "Free Wi-Fi" (a lifesaver), a "Shower" (essential), "Towels," "Soap." It's the little things, people. "Complimentary tea" was nice, but it could have been a little less… weak. The "Blackout curtains" saved me on a couple of mornings. And the "Extra long bed" actually was extra long, which is a bonus for a tall person like myself! But, I'm giving it to you straight: the "Internet access – LAN" was a blast from the past, and I didn't even try it. Forget about the "Additional toilet," because it wasn't there, that's the truth, it's what I'm here for. The "Satellite/cable channels" were… there, I guess. Mostly Chinese channels. I don't know about the "Window that opens," because I hardly ever open windows. But overall, the "Non-smoking" policy meant I could breathe, so there's that.
Cleanliness and Safety - Gotta Love That:
Okay, I'm a germaphobe, so listen up. I was actually pretty impressed. They had "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, seemingly. I noticed "Daily disinfection in common areas", and my room seemed clean. No "Anti-viral cleaning products" that I could smell, which… maybe a good thing? At least not the bleach-y, harsh kind. The "Rooms sanitized between stays" gave me peace of mind. Also, "Fire extinguisher," "Smoke alarms," and "CCTV in common areas" are welcomed signs. "Staff trained in safety protocol," they seem to, seemed to be going with the flow.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueled By…Buffet?
Okay, the food. This is where things got…interesting. Let's just say the "Asian breakfast" was… an experience. And the "Western breakfast," well, it was the least bad part. "Breakfast [buffet]" was the star, but it's the kind of buffet that's there, and you're there, and you're just trying to survive. I'm not saying the "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was bad, but it wasn't a culinary revelation. You've got your options. A "Coffee shop," "Restaurants," "Bar," "Poolside bar," "Room service [24-hour]" (a lifesaver at 3 am when jet lag hits). The "Soup in restaurant" was surprisingly okay. I ate a couple "Salad in the restaurant" because a human needs green stuff. But… mostly, it was a "Buffet in restaurant."
Here's my real, unvarnished food opinion: The best thing about the food was the convenience. Because, let's be real, where else are you going to eat in Jiayuguan after a long day exploring the Great Wall?
Things to Do/Ways to Relax - A Desert Oasis? (Maybe):
Now, I love a good spa. And… well, the "Fitness center" existed. I saw a "Gym/fitness," "Swimming pool," "Sauna," "Steamroom" was there too. It wasn't the Ritz-Carlton, but it was… something. A "Pool with view" I was unsure about because well, it's Jiayuguan. The "Massage" could have been amazing, or it could have been a disappointment. I chickened out. Hey, I'm a human, not a god, and I didn't feel like it at the time.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter (and Sometimes Don't):
"Air conditioning in public area," check. "Daily housekeeping," check. "Laundry service" (thank goodness for that!). "Concierge," they were available. "Currency exchange," handy. "Cash withdrawal," essential. "Elevator," yay. "Luggage storage," helpful. "Gift/souvenir shop," tourist trap, but… sometimes you need a fridge magnet. Honestly, the "Convenience store" was a real lifesaver for snacks and… well, because.
The "Unbelievable" Part (and the Imperfections):
Now, here's where things get real. The name of the hotel is "Unbelievable Starway Hotel." The thing I remember the most? The staff. They worked hard. They were friendly, but they were… stretched thin. You could see it. I was wandering through the lobby one time and saw the same person at the front desk, bar tending and helping with the luggage too. The hotel really seemed to be trying. And that, ultimately, is what won me over. It's not a five-star experience, folks. It's more like a solid three-star, with a whole lot of heart and a dash of… imperfection.
For the Kids, Because…Why Not?
I didn't travel with kids, but I saw a few families. They had "Babysitting service". I assume these kids were happy, if they were still in one piece.
Getting Around - Beyond the Wall:
"Airport transfer," good. "Taxi service," present. "Car park [free of charge]," A+++++!
Internet - The Wired World (and its cousin, the Wireless):
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" – halleluja! Though, let's be honest, the speed wasn't exactly lightning fast. "Internet access – LAN" pffft, I'm not going down that lane. "Wi-Fi in public areas," okay.
The Verdict – Should You Stay Here?
Look, here's the bottom line. If you're looking for absolute luxury, a five-star pampering experience, and flawless service, you might want to look elsewhere. But, if you're looking for a clean, comfortable, and reasonably priced place to rest your weary head after exploring the Great Wall and the desert landscape, and you appreciate genuine effort over glitz, then the Unbelievable Starway Hotel is… well, it's worth a look. It's a solid choice. It's not perfect. But in a place like Jiayuguan, it's a decent basecamp and a reminder that "Unbelievable" is all relative. I give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars, with a big, fat asterisk for effort and a slightly crooked smile.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to wade through my glorious, gloriously messy, itinerary for… drumroll… the Starway Hotel in Jiayuguan Guancheng, China! Prepare yourselves for a journey that's less "perfectly planned" and more "chaotically beautiful."
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Wall's Gaze (and My Stomach's Grumbles)
- Morning (or what passes for morning after that flight): Land in Jiayuguan. Honestly, just getting out of that airport felt like a Herculean feat. Baggage claim? Let’s call it a “baggage… experience.” Found my bag eventually, after almost adopting a tiny fluffy dog that was apparently someone's emotional support animal. (Don't judge me; I was tired.)
- Midday: Hotel Check-in and a Deep Breath (of mostly polluted air, let's be real): Finally, freedom! The Starway Hotel… well, it's a Starway. Clean enough, smelled faintly of disinfectant and existential dread (just kidding… mostly). Check-in was a breeze, thankfully, because my brain was already operating at a snail's pace. First priority: FOOD. My stomach was making noises usually reserved for angry bears.
- Afternoon: The Invincible Great Wall & My Impending Doom: Headed to the Jiayuguan Pass. OMG. Seeing the Great Wall… yeah, it's as breathtaking as everyone says. Seriously, it's massive. I swear, I was convinced I'd get swept away by the wind and tumble into the desert below. (Dramatic, I know, but the views… wowza.) The climb itself? Let's just say my calves are still screaming. I'm pretty sure I saw a small child overtake me, but hey, I made it. And the photo ops? Worth the agonizing effort. I may have also gotten a little too close to one of the cannons. I may have also tried to fire it. The security guard seemed bemused.
- Evening: Dinner and a Potential Meltdown: Attempted to find authentic local food. Found a restaurant. Couldn't read the menu. Pointed randomly. Ended up with something that tasted suspiciously like rubber chicken and something else that was… well, let's just say I'm not entirely sure what it was. My stomach finally rumbled, but now it was a symphony of sadness. Cue potential public-place meltdown. Found comfort in a bottle of local beer (that I'm pretty sure was brewed in the same place as my chicken). Watched a bit of ridiculously dubbed Chinese TV and promptly passed out, exhausted and slightly bewildered.
Day 2: Fort Fortress & a Thousand Whispers (and the Mystery of the Missing Chopsticks)
- Morning: The Fortress of Jiayuguan: The Grand Finale and the Struggle for the Perfect Photo: Right, the next big thing was the Jiayuguan Fortress and I had high expectations. It was a bit like stepping into a history book - the walls, the architecture, it was all so impressive. My inner photographer went wild! I spent a good hour trying to capture the perfect shot. The light was perfect, the sky was blue, and I could finally show off my photography skills to my friends back home. My camera loved it. I, on the other hand, was starting to feel the effects of the previous day's hike.
- Midday: Lunch and the Chopstick Conspiracy: Lunch. Ate at a new restaurant. Still couldn't understand anyone, but the food this time… okay, not great. Where were the chopsticks? After a search, I noticed there were none, and was left with a fork -- which made it hard to eat. I watched everyone around me effortlessly wield their chopsticks, and for a brief moment, I contemplated buying a pair and learning how to use them right there on the spot. Maybe next time.
- Afternoon: Wandering and Wondering and Finding the Unexpected: I wandered. Just wandered. Saw a park, wandered through a narrow lane, talked to some locals (I didn't understand them, they didn't understand me, but it worked). Found a small, dusty antique shop. The owner, a wizened old woman, didn't speak any English. We communicated entirely through gestures and laughter and somehow, I ended up buying a strange, ceramic bird that currently sits on my desk, looking judgmental.
- Evening: Re-evaluation, Beer, and a Book (Possibly in Chinese): That evening I sat on my bed and re-evaluated. Was this the "epic adventure" I had envisioned? Probably not. Was it interesting? Absolutely. I drank a beer, and then I tried to read my book. I had brought it with me, which was good, but I had also forgotten that my book was written in Chinese. Guess I was still too tired to get up. Passed out again.
Day 3: The Desert's Call (and a Plea for a Comfy Bed)
- Morning: The Echoing Sands: The weather report said that today was going to be a warm one. Well for me, walking through the desert made me wonder if I was going to make it. The sand stretched on and on, a golden ocean under the relentless sun. This was the moment I had dreamed about. The wind whispered past my ears, carrying the echoes of time. I should have brought a hat. The view was beautiful.
- Midday: The Oasis: I got to see the oasis. I don't have much more to say on that -- it was nice.
- Afternoon: Returning to the Starway Hotel: After a long day, I knew my body was going to be sore, and I knew the best thing to do would be to head on back. I also knew that my hotel was going to be what I was looking forward to the most.
- Evening: One Last Meal: Dinner. Ate at a new restaurant. Still couldn't understand the menu. The waiters were friendly, and the food was okay. I also knew that it was possibly my last night in China. I ordered one last meal. It didn't go too well. Then. I packed my bags. And passed out.
Day 4: Departure
- Morning: Departed Jiayuguan. Said goodbye to new friends. Boarded plane.
- Afternoon: Home. Ready for bed.
The Takeaway: Look, this wasn’t a meticulously planned, perfectly executed trip. There were moments of confusion, moments of frustration, and moments when I just wanted to crawl back into the hotel bed and hide. But that's the beauty of it, right? It was REAL. It was messy. It was… me. And for all its imperfections, I would absolutely do it again. Just, maybe, with a better grasp of Chinese food and, definitely, a bigger hat!
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Okay, So... Where *IS* This Magical Starway Hotel? And Why Should I Even Care?
Alright, let’s cut the crap. This isn't your average TripAdvisor-ranked, cookie-cutter hotel. The Unbelievable Starway (I'm calling it that from now on, because, wow) is in Jiayuguan, smack dab in the middle of nowhere... which is kind of the point. Think Gobi Desert, Silk Road vibes, and the actual western end of the Great Wall. It's not like you're popping in for a weekend city break, are you? You're in for an adventure (and potentially some serious jet lag).
Why care? Because… well, honestly, the *experience* is worth more than the actual hotel, which is pretty damn good too. The location? Unbeatable. The staff? Seriously lovely. Plus, you get to say you've stayed in, well, a hidden gem. It’s the kind of place you email your friends about, even before you've unpacked.
Is it actually *unbelievable*? Like, did a unicorn lead me there?
Look, no unicorns. (Although, the desert vistas *almost* make you believe in magic). "Unbelievable" might be a tad hyperbolic, but I’m sticking with it. The hotel *feels*...authentic. Not forced, curated authenticity, but the real deal. It's clean, comfortable, and they genuinely care about their guests. I'm talking genuine smiles and eagerness to help, not the plastic smiles some hotels force on their staff.
My personal experience? We arrived at 3 am after a delayed train. Exhausted, grumpy, and smelling faintly of train food. The night manager (I think his name was Chen?) was a *saint*. He somehow conjured up hot jasmine tea, a bowl of instant noodles (which, at that hour, tasted like the finest cuisine), and even managed to get our luggage to our room. That's going above and beyond, people.
What are the rooms *actually* like? Don't tell me it's all mold and dust bunnies!
Okay, deep breaths. No, it's *not* mold and dust bunnies. The rooms are surprisingly modern, clean, and well-maintained. Think simple, functional, and comfortable. Beds are comfy. Showers have hot water (a *major* bonus in the desert!). They have the basics covered – TV, air conditioning, decent Wi-Fi (which can be patchy, let's be honest, you're in the middle of nowhere!).
My room? Perfect. The window looked right out onto... well, mostly sand. But the sunsets! Oh, the sunsets were breathtaking. And the absolute SILENCE at night? Glorious. Just… pure, uninterrupted sleep. Something I haven't experienced in, oh, about a decade, living in a city.
Food! Is there any food? And will I get food poisoning (again)?
Yes! Food! The hotel's restaurant is a lifesaver. Look, Jiayuguan isn't exactly a culinary hotspot. But the Starway's restaurant serves up decent Chinese fare. Think noodles, stir-fries, and a surprisingly good breakfast buffet (eggs! Toast! Coffee that doesn’t taste like battery acid!).
Honestly, I have a sensitive tummy. I ate everything (yes, even the mystery meat at the breakfast buffet), and I survived! Not a single moment of gastrointestinal distress. Praise the lord! (or the highly skilled kitchen staff, whichever you prefer).
How do I get there? Getting lost in the Chinese outback would be my luck.
Getting to Jiayuguan itself is an adventure. You can fly into Jiayuguan Airport (JGN) or take the train. The train is the more scenic, and potentially, significantly cheaper route. From the train station, taxis are readily available. The hotel is well-known, so just show the taxi driver the address or the hotel name in Chinese characters, and you're golden.
My advice? Download a VPN before you go. (I know, I know, boring advice). But if you want to access Google Maps, Facebook, or any Western websites, you'll need it. Also, brush up on a few basic Mandarin phrases. Even a "Ni hao" and a "Xie xie" go a long way. Trust me, I tried to order a taxi in English... It didn't end well, I ended up waving for about twenty minutes.
Okay, okay, it's clean and has food. But what makes it *unbelievable*?
It's the atmosphere. The staff. The *vibe*. Okay, I know that sounds cliché, but hear me out. It's an escape. A respite from the usual tourist traps. You feel like you're part of something… different. You're experiencing a side of China that's less polished, more authentic. It’s the feeling of being *somewhere*, not just *anywhere*.
Case in point: I remember one evening. I was sitting in the hotel lobby, drinking a cup of tea (thanks, Chen!). Two older Chinese gentlemen were playing mahjong. The TV was on, but nobody was really watching. It was just...life. Simple, quiet, and utterly perfect. I felt like I was *living* a moment, not just passing through a place.
Anything to do *near* the hotel? Besides staring at sand?
DUH! Jiayuguan is a history buff's dream! You've got the Jiayuguan Pass (the westernmost end of the Great Wall), the Overhanging Great Wall, and the Wei-Jin Tombs (ancient tombs with incredible murals). You're in Silk Road territory! Explore!
I recommend the Jiayuguan Pass first. The views! The history! The sheer scale of the wall! It's mind-blowing. Wear good shoes. And take lots of pictures. You'll want the memories. Oh, and don't forget your sunscreen! (Learned that one the hard way. My nose still hasn't forgiven me.)
Seriously, what's the *catch*? There *has* to be something...
